My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...

• Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
• Aunt: Who's getting married then?
• Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
• Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
• Cousin: Why not?
• Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
• Cousin: Says who?!
• Aunt: Says God!
• Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...