My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
- Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
- Aunt: Who's getting married then?
- Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
- Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
- Cousin: Why not?
- Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
- Cousin: Says who?!
- Aunt: Says God!
- Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...